One Breath Short

I think I just forgot to breathe today, which rendered me lifeless for 14 hours.

I need my weekly dose of beer. Like seriously.

On another account, I saw this notice on the entrance of a shop selling lamps. I would have snapped a shot of it if I had a camera. Or a phone with camera. (Santa, if you're reading, you know what to do.)

"If locked, please waiting. Or call 016-8XXXXXX"

Do you understanding?