The Flush

A lizard missed his bungee jump and landed on my head instead.

No, that did not piss me off.

He jumped onto the floor, crawled his ugly ass to my shoe collection and starred at me.

Now that, pissed me off.

The fucker was an arrogant piece of shit. Just continued to stare while I picked his ugly ass up with a tissue.

He squeaked. Guess that was him realising he fucking made a mistake. And probably saying his prayers.

I flushed him into the toilet. I hope he brought his scuba gear with him.

Let have a minute of silence in remembrance of the dumb ass who just reached his final destination. The septic tank.